i get so anxious when a funny person says something funny to me

like how do i answer

how do i make you laugh i’m not funny i will ruin your joke

i need a bradley+colin wallpaper so bad rn

-noticeableabsence-:

I have more otps than life ambitions

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

hd pictures of cute boys are literally my favourite thing in the whole wide world 

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

captain-mycaptain:

apushinthewrongdirection:

teacupsandcyanide:

stacysdad:

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay

it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here

for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years

but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall

tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before

tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do

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